Cooper Wilt was Sure TS Room skate for like 18 million years. The dude cooked the best food had the best hats and put up with me and Sue getting drunk and smashing video tapes around the house as well as tea cups. Coop is the most tolerant room skate a human could have. If you see Coop ask him to make you a meal.

Nugget is the only female skater I can hang with for a long amount of time without developing a crush or being in fear of a mean comment, that is another story I will save that for the shrink. There is this funny small bar in town, The Embassy Room. It is a straight up biker dive shit stain of a bar. The E Room is the kind of place where mullets are rocked and not in the cool guy high fashion mullet but in a fucking 1981 sweat pants high school baseball couch way. Their restroom has a vice grip for the handle for the sink and there is a hole in the ground next to the toilet where the toilet was before they redid the pipe for it.