Elwood Rodney Cargo Short

You don't have to enlist to get these standard issue military style cargo shorts from Elwood. Just click on Add to Cart, checkout and pay, and you're good to go. Much simpler than going through Basic Training! And these things are ridiculously durable, too. Like bullet-proof durable. Umm, they're not really bullet-proof, but they are strong. Made from fabrics with serious muscles like cotton and bamboo. Yeah, these are some serious shorts. Elwood doesn't mess around. Color: Black